The other day Mr. Fair and I had the following hilarious conversation. Little Man was away at his grandparents’ house and we were discussing what to do with an evening with only one small(ish) child in the house. Can you guess where this is going?
Mr. Fair: “We should watch a movie tonight. And, drink some wine too.”
Me: “Yup. And hey, we could even DO IT!”
Mr. Fair: “Ya, while we’re drinking wine!”
Me: “And here’s a crazy idea: we can do it in our bed!!”
(NB. The current sleeping situation consists of DH and Little Man in the ‘Master Bedroom’ and me and Lady Fair in the ‘kids’ bedroom.’ So Little Man’s absence frees up what is ostensibly the grown up bed)
MR. Fair: **Gives me a slightly quizzical look.** “Ya, I guess we could… Wait… Aren’t we talking about folding laundry?”